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You are Ladakhi if you…

All these facts in the post is taken from a facebook group called as “You are ladakhi“…and thought its worth sharing with you all….and the pic..I copied from Internet long back..so, don’t know the photographer..
Click on following link : http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=36330893359&ref=ts

You are Ladakhi..

You are Ladakhi if you..have cleaned your arse with a stone.

You are Ladakhi if you..have not taken a bath for a week and its alright.

You are Ladakhi if you..have cried watching a movie.

You are ladakhi if you..have used an ammunation box as a sledge.

You are ladakhi if you..have heard things about you which you don’t even know.

You are ladakhi if you..have melted ice to mix with your booze.

You are ladakhi if you..had raw meat atleast once.

You are Ladakhi if you..have wished that a gypsy was a cheaper car to run.

You are Ladakhi if you..are not really worried about the economic meltdown.

You are ladakhi if you..are worried of all the pollutions in Leh and around and want to do something but never did.

You are ladakhi if you..had to bribe a kashmiri at one point to get the job done.

You are ladakhi if you..Love your OLD MONK.

You are ladakhi if you..have at one point been a tourist guide.

You are ladakhi if you..have bunked classes to go for a swim.

You are ladakhi if you..have owned a Yak Yak Yak Tshirt.

You are ladakhi if you..went on an enfield ride in the Himalayas.

You are Ladakhi if you..at one point owned a rayban glass.

You are ladakhi if you..protested for a cause.

You are ladakhi if you..have a little boy/girl who lives in you and refuses to grow up.

You are ladakhi if you..know that there is no such thing as a “Yak cheese”.

You are ladakhi if you..can eat just Dal and Aloo for six months.

You are ladakhi if you..just kick a cars tyres and know the condition on the car.

You are ladakhi if you..have ever slap your electronic Gadget like TV, Radio, Watch etc when it stop working, not once but 3-4 times as your first treatment to fix it. Good things is that , it worksssssss in Ladakh.

You are ladakhi if you..have spread your thighs to silence the Fart in Public Place.

You are ladakhi if you..love to say ladagspa instead ladakhi.

You are ladakhi if you..tugged at an “agrespa’s” clothes and said “one photo please, one pen please, one toffee!” atleast once in your life.
 
You are ladakhi if you..ever said this words – sukool (School), seto (stove), pep (pipe), jariken (jerry can), belue (blue).

You are ladakhi if you..hovered around the TV on republic day with your family, not ju…st to watch the parade, but because you were too excited that you got electricity during the day.

You are ladakhi if you..worn 14 layers of clothes.

You are ladakhi if you..ever travelled by Air to Leh carrying vegetables and fruits in your luugage and hand baggage.

You are ladakhi if you..washed your vehicle in a River or a Stream instead of the Service Station.

You are ladakhi if you..wished someone bumbarik instead of mubarak.

You are ladakhi if you..have never paid taxes in your life.

You are ladakhi if you..passed a bollywood star in the market and not bothered.

You are ladakhi if you..grew up through the 80s wearing Warrior shoes, Hara jeans and a Captain cap

You are ladakhi if you..thought it was perfectly all right to eat stuff a coupla months beyond its expiry date.

You are ladakhi if you..bluffed your ‘indian’ friends into believing …that ‘back home’ your spit froze before it hit the ground.

You are ladakhi if you..know that “bangladesh” means tibetan refugee’s market.

You are ladakhi if you..love BIKHU MATRE’S DANCE.

You are ladakhi if you..made a toy truck out of P mark mustard oil tins and shoe polish cans for wheels.

You are ladakhi if you..heated SALAMI on ur cars engine head.

You are ladakhi if you..wiped ur running nose on ur sleeve.

You are ladakhi if you..love to sit your ass in any part of the main market with your sunnies on and wait for girls to pass by and judge them!!!!!

You are ladakhi if you..worn shades or sunglasses even after the sunset or late evening.

You are ladakhi if you..bluffed “indian” friend that back in Ladakh, urine freezes before it hits ground.

You are ladakhi if you..caught the dragon fly (tonja/helicoptar) alive n inserted a long straw up it ass and find joy in watching it fly with straw shoved in.

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3 thoughts on “You are Ladakhi if you…

  1. I agree with most of ur comments and some are really exajurated. But any way that’s the characteristics of a ladakhi, I know it now… and the use of arse or ass makes it interesting to read… I would like to ask, if u ever passed from these kind of situations? And one thing I don’t really like is the monestry that is beside your column and it doesn’t suit with the words that are used in the text.

    1. Thanks for the comment Mr. Wangtak, really appreciate it..but,let me make it clear..these are not my words..in the begining of the post i’v mentioned that all these are taken from a FaceBook group..even the link is given..please check that out.
      and for me in those situations..i wud say..”been there and done that”..and about the pic..ya it is inappropriate…i’ll change it.

      1. haha..nice one.the guy must be welling with awesome sense of humor.nice read for a ladakhi.we have lived the life he has described.,…..

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